Bye bye Scotland

Joy of joys, the eejit that is Salmond, has managed to get himself a majority
No longer can he sit making fool remarks about Scotish independence without the authority to do something about it.
Now, just like the Lib Dems, he's got power and he'll have to put his hare brained ideas of independence, to the whole of Scotland, (i.e. a population of thoughful, pretty balanced people, who know the union is a good thing) not just convince a room full of pissed Braveheart sympathisers.
After the pros and cons are debated, I'm afraid, they'll vote no, thus messing up our opportunity to get all those free prescription and university places off our (English) national debt, and to stop Scottish elected MPs voting on English law, without affording us the opportunity to do the same to them. Bring it on, Alex. Dare you.