We also know that the bloody cows produce far more toxic gases than cars, and we're cutting down large amounts of Brazil/Argentina to feed the sodding things.
Now don't get me wrong I like a steak, but I'm happy to forego that and my milk on my Cornflakes, if it means I can drive an Aston Martin when I retire.
The subject of this rant however, is Great Bloody Britain.
America becomes a dustbowl, Italy will soon not be able to grow pasta (Well you know what I mean), Africa gets even drier, and in England ????
It gets colder and wetter. Just how sodding typical is that.
Our football pitch has now been unplayable for four weeks.
I'm all for warmer summers, (although perhaps someone should also point out that our last three summers have been crap too), and I'll even put up with parts of the South (and preferably most of London) being lost to rising seas, but frankly the drowned state of The Lake District will just not do !
We all know that nothing South of Birmingham, and very little West of Wrexham, is really worth a visit. We have just about everything of note above that, and it's looking a tad sodden to be honest.
Of course come June we will no doubt have a drought again.
The Utility companies made record profits again, and yet they tell us it's impossible to stop leaking water pipes.
Bollocks !!.
Every time I go to Cyprus some local wag points out that they only get 14 days rain a year.....14 days.
Bleeedin' hell it must rain a lot in those 14 days, because they don't seem to have much trouble with water shortage and hosepipe bans.
Perhaps we should ring up the Cypriot Water Minister, or whatever their version is, offer him £500,000 a year and put him in charge of a nationalised water company.
Stitch that United sodding Utilities.
I'm off to buy some new wellies
