Monday, 21 February 2011

What's the difference...

..between Tevez and Rooney ?
Well apart from a predeliction for old prostitutes.
The difference is as perfectly demonstarted over the past two months.
Rooney contract negotiations... Sulk a lot, go on strike, play like a pillock, and apart from a shinned overhead kick, continue to play well below par..
Tevez contract negotiations. Ask for what you want, say why, and that you'd like to leave really..(prob cos Manchester's cold and wet)..otherwise continue to put every drop of effort and sweat you can into every minute you step on the pitch.
Rooney versus Crawley......Crawley win
Tevez versus Notts County.....County wiped out.
Nuff said.
One of very few mistakes old red nose has made as a manager.

1 comment:

  1. So speaks the scouse fan.
    Shinned? I'm guessing the number of accolades of "goal of the month", "goal of the season" you're going to see passing his way indicate the footballing fraternity may slightly disagree with you.
    And Tevez doesn't just have a predilection for old prostitutes, he is one.
    Don't just look at his recent history in contract negotiations... start with West Ham...
    And City put out a full strength side against the mighty County - this being their only prospect of silverware (Eurovision cup doesn't count). Rooney came on as sub into a team of jackasses.
    Nuff said.
    Old red nose will only ever need your services for rosacea/rhinophyma, sicknote.

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